Shipping and return policies for Dashel Milligan

Shipping Info
Items are shipped USPS first class for as long as the dominant paradigm's drivers are interested in making the most dependable government operation in history have troubles beyond the vexing hoard of consequences of being insufficiently funded for healthy function. Thereafter, the next best usurous private enterprise. I mean, are we going to work together here or what?
Return Policy
while modern testing techniques are employed at our sophisticated facility, sometimes mistakes are made and sometimes cat hair will end up on band paraphernalia
things that do not play will be replaced immediately; return of defective items is required
dissatisfied customers will be compensated at band's discretion
band is not liable for damages arising from the use of music and subordinate media including but not limited to loss of normal function of internal domestication pathology, psychological enlightenment shock-burstage breakage events, or experiences of alienation from douchebags user is obligated by family ties to love unconditionally.